- Shy Guy: Hey there..
- Random Guy: Hey what's up?
- Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
- Random Guy: Thanks dude!
- Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
- Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
- Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
- Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
- Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
- Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
Imagine getting to meet Slash backstage after a concert, and he grabs your butt and winks at you.
Solar Road Trip
"Mom! Earth threw a satellite at me!!" said all the other planets.
"Mom," Pluto wailed, "Earth is saying I’m not a real planet again!"
this is cute.
poor pluto :(
you’ll always be real
I love how our entire generation all take Pluto not being an official planet anymore as a personal insult
i just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their ass when you walk by them in the crowd and someone you reach for at 2am in between dreams to cuddle.
i hate when ur boob starts falling out of ur bra like excuse me ma’am please return to your assigned seat
Imagine Slash bringing home an old ‘69 Dodge Challenger.
Slash’s P. O. V.
"Hey, baby!! I’m home! And I have a surprise!" I yell up the stairs to my Kitten.
“What is it?!” I hear her beautiful voice echo from the master bedroom upstairs.
“I can’t tell you, sweetie. That’s why it’s a…